twerklina:

woodmeat:

woodmeat:

she wears short shorts, i push narcotics

she’s in the bleachers and i got that product

willow:

My bf: *looks at me in public*
Me: stop it I’m shy

557:

so i gotta live? and be ugly?! LMAOOO

hanari502:

I’m a simple woman. I find a song I like, I listen to it for three weeks uninterrupted until I find another one.

worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

instead of saying “i want to kill myself” whenever something bad happens to me as a result of circumstances beyond my control i’ve started saying “i’m going to kill god” and it’s honestly done wonders for my self-esteem

you know what? 2019 mood

cheeso:

david attenborough:[to dramatic orchestral score] this is the biggest north-facing sandstone incline in the World…    and there is a very special Bug who lives here

me: wow

moaningmyrtlesmagicalmenagerie:

pemberlaey:

sir that’s my emotional support unmarried gentleman with 10,000 a year

Bingley whenever he brings Darcy to a party.

radomnicestuff:

theshitneyspears:

2017: dumb bitch

2018: sad bitch

2019: bad bitch

LET’S GO