tired of how I look, I want snakes for hair
SICK of thinking! Won’t be doing that again
ladies and gentlemen, you’re now experiencing an emotional turbulence. please buckle up and relax; it will be over shortly. sorry for the discomfort you’re feeling and enjoy the rest of the journey called life.
this is arcane knowledge that the human mind cant comprehend
honestly what the fuck does this mean
“Don’t stress yourselves out about it, but don’t ignore the situation”
GOOD ADVICE
i have internalized this wisdom since he gave it to us and i have thrived. an arcane prophet
Target self-checkout screen: Hope you had fun on your Target™ run!
Me, with $51.79 less than I had an hour ago: you’re worse than the devil
An Apocalyptic sunset.
